No Mixed Drinks

Perhaps I missed this previously, but from the fine people who have brought us </head> and #include <beer.h> beer glasses, Think Geek now stocks a Beer Blaster Liquid Shooter. Yes, this is a perfectly good means of eliminating a beer that any well meaning bloggers may have convinced you to purchase.

In the event you’re into good deeds, this would also be an excellent mechanism for introducing friends to some truly awesome beer in cans. They will initially hate you for ruining their shirt, but, ultimately, they will love you once the flavor sets in.