No Mixed Drinks

Celebrator: my favorite bottled beer. It’s labeled as the Finest Bavarian Double Bock. I’m not so hot on the tasting notes, but my palette says: coffee flavor, just the right sweetness, roasted nose and a definite finish. I love a good finish. … Hmm, rephrase? Nah.

Big bonus: Depicted on the bottle, and hanging around the neck as a plastic charm, is a horned creature I usually refer to as a goat, but which the Internet tells me is a ram. I have one hanging on my rearview mirror.

Edit: I forgot the most important thing: consistency from bottle to bottle.